The grass is never greener


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Here’s some fascinating stats about Grass

  • Grass covers more of the planet than any other plant family.
    About 20% of all Earth’s vegetation is grass species — that’s more than all forests combined.
  • Grasslands take up 31–43% of Earth’s land surface.
    This includes savannas, prairies, and steppes — meaning nearly half the land you see on a globe could be grass-dominated.
  • Grasses evolved 66 million years ago… right around when dinosaurs disappeared.
    Some researchers think grass-eating mammals helped spread it so successfully.
  • Bamboo — the tallest grass — can grow up to 91 cm (35 inches) in a single day.
    That’s over 1.5 inches an hour, meaning you could literally hear it growing if you sat quietly.
  • There are more than 12,000 species of grass — from rice and wheat to the humble lawn.
    Yes, most of what humans eat (rice, corn, wheat, oats, barley, sugarcane) is just… grass seeds.
  • Cows, zebras, and most large grazers wouldn’t exist without grass.
    Its fibrous leaves contain silica, which wears down teeth — which is why grazers evolved constantly-growing molars.
  • Grass literally shaped human civilization.
    The domestication of wild grasses like wheat and barley kickstarted farming, cities, and… all of history.
  • The largest man-made monoculture on Earth? Lawns.
    In the US alone, turfgrass covers over 40 million acres — more than any single food crop.